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February 13, 2013

FLORIDA MAN

Real life headlines about the world's worst superhero.

(Thanks to Renaldo, Vernon Bowen and Warren Anderson)

For instance...

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

A BLAST FROM THE PAST

We are moving our offices (not for a while, but we like to work ahead) and there are lots of great letters on the wall. Here's one that might be fun to share, even though it was sent in 2005. It is not signed. (Spelling errors are the letter writer's.)

Dear Mr. Barry,

Recently you were a guest on Steve Martin's show where he received the Mark Twain Award. You and Mr. Larry David were insulting people and animals. First of all I thought it was uncalled For to state that Mr. Martin's dog passed gas. That was crude and ignorant. Don't you pass gas? I bet you do. Of course let's not forget how you bragged about the Filthy Pornography on the internet, only you didn't say Filthy. You said, you should check it out. Strange how people like Filthy Porno better than the lovely animals. Filthy People that use their mouths For sex are the dirty slobs, not dogs that expel gas. And last but not least, who are you to make Jokes about Mark Twain, and how he would say he was 170 years old? the day is coming where people will live to 170 years old and older. Who the hell are you to play God? Your a lousy comedienne. Wake up.

This has been your blast from the past.

THE ULTIMATE GUY VEHICLE

The Sperm Bike

(Thanks to Allen from Division)

DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUES?

Today's NY Times Crossword, 40 down: Humorist Barry (4 letters)

(Thanks to Mary Hofman)

NOT TO MENTION MRS. SEA SLUG

A sea slug that is able to detach, re-grow and then re-use its penis has surprised scientists

(Thanks to a disturbing plenty)

 
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