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FASHION

Alexandre Herchcovitch sends blindfolded models down the runway

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says, "He should have blindfolded the audience.")

'THAT DIDN'T EXACTLY GO AS PLANNED'

What happens when a live condor gets loose at a hockey game

(Thanks to Jenny Kellner)

As God is my witness, I thought condors could skate.

SHE HAD HER REASONS

Florida Woman Arrested After Genital Kicking Spree

(Thanks to Bob Drinski)

GUESS THE STATE

Couple uses ‘freaky’ Vaseline-coated hose to give themselves coffee enemas up to four times a day

(Thanks to Joe in Japan, Mark Buckley, Alkali Bill and Scott Cramer [who says, "the worst part of waking up."])

WITH A 40 PERCENT CHANCE OF CENTIPEDES

In Brazil It’s Raining Spiders

(Thanks to Suzie Q. Wacvet)

IT'S A PERFECT DISGUISE, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT HIM

When deputies were investigating the theft, Drachenburg obstructed justice by disguising himself as "The Sun," the report does not go into further detail as to how Drachenburg took on "The Sun" identity.

(Thanks to Ralph)