Dave Barry's Blog

WOMEN HATE BACON AND CASH?

AN ENTREPRENEUR has come up with a range of macho soaps that smell like beer, bacon and even cash.

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

NOW YOU CAN REST EASY

Here's what billions of dollars' worth of dead herring looks like.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

GUESS THE STATE

Woman gives judge finger in court

(Thanks to Jeffrey P. Brown)

I'M SURE THIS ALSO HAPPENED TO JANE AUSTEN

To promote my Thursday Live Talks LA event with Matt Groening, Mr. Ted Habte-Gabr has commissioned an energy bar.

INSANE CITY

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