WORDS TO LIVE BY
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January 07, 2013
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The Welwyn-Hatfield Times 24 needs a good editor.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 07, 2013 at 10:45 AM
Restless underpants is no laughing matter.
Posted by: Clankie | January 07, 2013 at 11:15 AM
What exactly does one park in half a parking space?
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | January 07, 2013 at 11:21 AM
This is undoubtedly a good thing, but feel free to spare me further updates.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 07, 2013 at 11:55 AM
Now if Madonna had said that....that would've been something.
Posted by: LeDud | January 07, 2013 at 12:04 PM
I don't get the underpants thing ... is he referring to having them in a twist?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | January 07, 2013 at 01:22 PM
Omni, this is just a stab-in-the-dark, but I think he might be referring to briefs. Failing that, we'll probably never know.
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | January 07, 2013 at 01:29 PM
From now on when Mrs. Layzee is trying to get my arse off of the couch I'll just tell her that I'm resting my underpants.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | January 07, 2013 at 02:56 PM
Ah, briefs. Should have thought of that.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | January 07, 2013 at 04:54 PM
Rest your underpants in a resting room. Tired jockeys should not ride.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 07, 2013 at 07:28 PM
At least they're not flapping in a stiff breeze.
Posted by: Steve | January 07, 2013 at 09:05 PM
Well, I have a ‘world first exclusive’ for you. I was perplexed enough by the underpants remark to email the councillor in question and he was good enough to provide an answer:
“I made the remark as a measure of my exasperation that time and again we have to approve developments which create parking problems because we have to set parking standards that cannot recognise the pressures in some parts of the Borough. The origin of my saying is derived from the TV show Only Fools and Horses where one of the characters says 'the world is your lobster' in other words getting a well-used phrase slightly wrong.”
More importantly, he assures me that: “my underpants are in full working order and prepared to repel all boarders.”
Posted by: Stanley Madeley | January 08, 2013 at 05:49 AM