WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
Barnacles ejaculate into ocean to fertilize distant mates
(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown and Gregg in Baton Rouge)
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January 16, 2013
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Hey, that's why I do it too!
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | January 17, 2013 at 01:08 AM
This is exactly why I only swim in nice, clean, public swimming pools.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 17, 2013 at 06:42 AM
"...a behavior known as spermcast mating."
Didn't Rep. Anthony Weiner do that?
I'm afraid to check whether spermcast.com is already taken. Not going there.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | January 17, 2013 at 07:19 AM
I thought this was another headline about Brent Musburger in Miami for the BCS game.
Posted by: Gregg in Baton Rouge | January 17, 2013 at 07:57 AM
The shocking and compelling conclusion to this article:
"Additional research is needed to answer these questions, according to researchers."
(Also, I saw Barnacle Penis Range open for Limp Bizkit.)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 17, 2013 at 08:01 AM
I thought they did it just because it feels good.
Posted by: EyeGore | January 17, 2013 at 09:34 AM
Female barnacle: "What the heck?!? Eeewwwww!"
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | January 17, 2013 at 10:16 AM
"Why does this keep HAPPENING to me!?", screemed Ms. Barnacle.
Posted by: Steve | January 17, 2013 at 10:18 AM
screamed.
It's only after ten in the morning and it's already been a long day.
Posted by: Steve | January 17, 2013 at 10:19 AM
Steve, it's a good thing my soda is sugar-free.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | January 17, 2013 at 10:27 AM
Wet dreams?
Posted by: MikeyVA | January 17, 2013 at 10:28 AM
YIKES! I hope it doesn't work this way in hot tubs.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | January 17, 2013 at 01:17 PM
Odd that barnacles have penises, but perhaps not as upsetting as it would be if penises had barnacles.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 17, 2013 at 01:41 PM
Meanie the Blue, you mean...that's not normal?
Posted by: Just Some Guy | January 17, 2013 at 05:10 PM
now you kids need to settle down - have a little respect or a little something
Posted by: marina_like_a_boatdock | January 17, 2013 at 07:52 PM