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January 23, 2013

WHEN YOU GET OVER A QUART, YOU'RE TALKING FEDERAL OFFENSE

Police in Florida said they arrested a woman accused of using a pint of ice cream as a projectile weapon against a neighbor.

(Thanks to Ralph)

(The grammatical error in this post has been fixed, and judi will be fired.)

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If it were a gallon of rocky road it would be the death penalty.

cookie d'oh?

*snork* at ligirl.

Thrilla with Vanilla?

It's a sherbet that she's gonna do time over this.

- 'a neighbor came outside to investigate the shouting and found Pierre screaming '

...well, we ALL scream...

She should've used a one-quart re-sealable bag? (since her "freezer" isn't werkin' well enuf to keep "ice cream" frum "splashing" when thrown, I'm guessin' she's got other, more significant, problems that need fixin' ...)

so dave licked the problem, now judi's getting her just desserts

If Mr. Female Dog was on her fornicating property uninvited, does she not have the right to throw ice cream at him in Florida?

Well, maybe the frozen confection was excrementally runny.

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