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January 20, 2013

WE JUST BET HE WAS SPIRITUAL

The Catholic priest busted for allegedly dealing crystal meth was suspended after church officials discovered he was a cross-dresser who was having sex in the rectory...

(Thanks to Alison McQuade)

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And he opened an adult video store to launder the money. Classy.

Geez, he liked to have sex in the rectory. I hope he used Kentucky Jelly!

don't most priests wear crosses?

He's finally been collared.

Well, sure. If it weren't for the meth, how would have the energy to do all that?

hith altar ego ith a meth

He's gonna need a handbasket all to himself.

*Snork* at Jan!

Must have lied on his application form.

Satan called. He says we need to use a dumpster for this one, not a handbasket

snork @ Omni.

Also, he was found to be placing bets against the Cardinals.

Sounds like he may win a game of Clue:

In the rectory.

With a hot poker.

Father McFeely.

Man of the taffeta.

Hey, priests are human too. They have needs, people.

Nice Haiku, PirateBoy!

ALSO, FISH SWIM, BIRDS FLY

Sex in the rectory, does that mean that somewhere someone is holding church on a beach?

@Marc: Sure--why do ya think they're called sun worshippers? ;)

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