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And he opened an adult video store to launder the money. Classy.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 20, 2013 at 12:15 PM
Geez, he liked to have sex in the rectory. I hope he used Kentucky Jelly!
Posted by: Elmo | January 20, 2013 at 12:56 PM
don't most priests wear crosses?
Posted by: ligirl | January 20, 2013 at 01:02 PM
He's finally been collared.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 20, 2013 at 01:04 PM
Well, sure. If it weren't for the meth, how would have the energy to do all that?
Posted by: Steve | January 20, 2013 at 01:44 PM
hith altar ego ith a meth
Posted by: ligirl | January 20, 2013 at 02:09 PM
He's gonna need a handbasket all to himself.
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | January 20, 2013 at 02:24 PM
*Snork* at Jan!
Posted by: ubetcha | January 20, 2013 at 03:42 PM
Must have lied on his application form.
Posted by: Clankie | January 20, 2013 at 04:52 PM
Satan called. He says we need to use a dumpster for this one, not a handbasket
Posted by: Omniskeptic | January 20, 2013 at 05:12 PM
snork @ Omni.
Posted by: Guin | January 20, 2013 at 05:44 PM
Also, he was found to be placing bets against the Cardinals.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 20, 2013 at 10:01 PM
Sounds like he may win a game of Clue:
In the rectory.
With a hot poker.
Father McFeely.
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 20, 2013 at 11:09 PM
Man of the taffeta.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 21, 2013 at 08:36 AM
Hey, priests are human too. They have needs, people.
Posted by: Dmentd | January 21, 2013 at 09:43 AM
Nice Haiku, PirateBoy!
Posted by: Stanzeen | January 21, 2013 at 01:58 PM
ALSO, FISH SWIM, BIRDS FLY
Posted by: John Morton | January 21, 2013 at 03:28 PM
Sex in the rectory, does that mean that somewhere someone is holding church on a beach?
Posted by: Marc | January 21, 2013 at 05:03 PM
@Marc: Sure--why do ya think they're called sun worshippers? ;)
Posted by: Ivory Bill Woodpecker | January 22, 2013 at 05:40 AM