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January 19, 2013

WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S IN IT


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Viagra Crunch Salad opened for The Iron Butterfly with special guests Keith, Hannibal and the Headhunters and Jimmy Dean.

Gotta be better than a Viagra crotch salad.

Don't believe everything you can't read.

It's made with Spam, obviously.

Hey! I got my clam digger back!

Apologies to Don Henley:

Let's go down to the Sunset Grill
And watch the Viagra-fueled guys go by
As we bloggers sit around and mumble
Creating puns until the day we die

There's a middle-aged writer there from the South Beach
To us, his shirts are all the same
Calls all his oosiks by name
Down at the Sunset Grill
Down at the Sunset Grill
Down at the Sunset Grill
Down at the Sunset Grill

We find a lot more humor in beach cities
It's the kind that cracks you up at night
Hard to come up with anything that feels original
Hard to get the punctuation right...

You think that Viagra makes you somethin'
But you cannot see the the looks on face
Because there is no hiding place
Down at the Sunset Grill
Down at the Sunset Grill
Down at the Sunset Grill
Down at the Sunset Grill

Respectable little jokers, we play,
Us, more respectable? No way!
Don't worry Walter, we're gonna stick by you
And someday soon Dave's gonna get in his
car and get you outta there too.

Let's go down to the Sunset Grill
And watch the Viagra-fueled guys go by.
As we bloggers sit around and mumble
Creating puns that could scorch the sky.

Perhaps Dave will leave for the West Coast
Maybe he could even write a book.
What are we doing with our lives anyway?
Besides, all our friends are here, just look
Down at the Sunset Grill
Down at the Sunset Grill
Down at the Sunset Grill
Down at the Sunset Grill

*applause*

Steve,

Thanks for the "visual!" EEEWWWW

i want that sign.

rather i want to be where that sign is.

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