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January 22, 2013

TIME FOR STRICT FEDERAL CONTROLS

An Ohio man was arrested for allegedly smashing an urn full of human ashes over the head of another man during an argument, police said.

(Thanks to Omniskeptic and Ralph)

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We can only assume that this occurred at Chuck E. Cheese...

The smasher had to replace the damaged container. One good urn deserves another.

The police wouldn't say whose ashes were in the urn, but I'm betting Jimmy Hoffa.

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