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January 14, 2013

TIME FOR A BENEFIT CONCERT

Brazilian Bikini Waxes Make Crab Lice Endangered Species

(Thanks to Lani, and Jeff Meyerson)

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"Does the carpet match the drapes?"

"I don't know. She has hardwood floors."

(Hardwood - HEH)

If they get too endangered, they can always call on Courtney Love to provide habitat.

Maybe the guys from South Park could do a benefit.

Requires probing to find out more . . .

Plus, for guys, not only does it leave no place for the critters to hide, but trimming the grass makes the tree look bigger.

yeah, but bare plums get cold and shrink.

If you like that metro prepubescent look.

They claim it was a giant meteor impact, but this is actually how the dinosaurs went down too (as it were).

Body lice are the ones that spread dangerous disease. And they tend to hide in clothes. Perhaps it is time to start cutting down on their habitat?

Well, I'm doing my part to eradicate head lice, anyway.

You should just go ahead and hold the concert. If the crab louse issue is resolved without the benefit's money, I'm sure you can find some other equally worthy cause to donate it to.

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