TIME FOR A BENEFIT CONCERT
Brazilian Bikini Waxes Make Crab Lice Endangered Species
(Thanks to Lani, and Jeff Meyerson)
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January 14, 2013
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Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | January 14, 2013 at 03:40 PM
"Does the carpet match the drapes?"
"I don't know. She has hardwood floors."
(Hardwood - HEH)
Posted by: Layzeeboy | January 14, 2013 at 03:46 PM
If they get too endangered, they can always call on Courtney Love to provide habitat.
Posted by: padraig | January 14, 2013 at 04:17 PM
Maybe the guys from South Park could do a benefit.
Posted by: Steve | January 14, 2013 at 04:30 PM
Requires probing to find out more . . .
Posted by: Brian D. | January 14, 2013 at 04:47 PM
Plus, for guys, not only does it leave no place for the critters to hide, but trimming the grass makes the tree look bigger.
Posted by: WVplantman | January 14, 2013 at 05:20 PM
yeah, but bare plums get cold and shrink.
Posted by: wiredog | January 14, 2013 at 07:18 PM
If you like that metro prepubescent look.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 14, 2013 at 07:36 PM
They claim it was a giant meteor impact, but this is actually how the dinosaurs went down too (as it were).
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 14, 2013 at 09:07 PM
Body lice are the ones that spread dangerous disease. And they tend to hide in clothes. Perhaps it is time to start cutting down on their habitat?
Posted by: Elon | January 14, 2013 at 10:47 PM
Well, I'm doing my part to eradicate head lice, anyway.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | January 15, 2013 at 09:38 AM
You should just go ahead and hold the concert. If the crab louse issue is resolved without the benefit's money, I'm sure you can find some other equally worthy cause to donate it to.
Posted by: Dmentd | January 15, 2013 at 09:51 AM