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I have never counted more different words and euphemisms for "butt" and "anus" on one page.
My favorite: "back passage".
Posted by: Allen at Division | January 14, 2013 at 10:47 AM
*agrees* w/ Allen: hard to get to the bottom of this story
('Half Assini District'.... really??!)
Posted by: ligirl | January 14, 2013 at 10:55 AM
Insert joke here *
Posted by: poker | January 14, 2013 at 10:58 AM
Heinous, anus attack?
That can't be right.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | January 14, 2013 at 11:01 AM
I'd rather not know what Unholy Slacker was looking for when he found this. On the other hand, if you thought the story was bizarre, you should read the comments.
::cuckoo::
Posted by: Spiny Norman | January 14, 2013 at 11:13 AM
Perhaps ever cloud does have a silver lining. He's now got 'an anal opening in his abdomen', which is surely far more convenient. I mean, when you think about it, it's where all anal openings should be located.
Posted by: Stanley Madeley | January 14, 2013 at 11:48 AM
Lacerated Bum Cheeks is my personal favorite, as well as AGNFARB.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 14, 2013 at 11:57 AM
OK, a heinous attack on their neighbour’s back passage is pretty good too.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 14, 2013 at 12:02 PM
I'm surprised you can get justice in the Half Ass-ini court.
And really, isn't "bunghole anus" redundant and repetitive?
Posted by: 9 | January 14, 2013 at 12:58 PM
"Dung-pipe"?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | January 14, 2013 at 01:02 PM
"anal opening" WBAGNF a congressional re-cap.
Posted by: jon | January 14, 2013 at 01:03 PM
yeah...Half Assini District that sort of covers it all. what country in africa is this, anyway?
lyndon johnson on one of the famous tapes, was talking to his tailor, and asked him to make more room in his pants for his bunghole. that is an expression i only read in the johnson tapes. till now.
Posted by: queensbee | January 14, 2013 at 01:12 PM
The ultimate definition of a pain in the ass.
Posted by: Wolfsong | January 14, 2013 at 01:22 PM
Not a happy ending.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 14, 2013 at 01:44 PM
Ah. Ghana. That makes more sense. Thought for a second there we were in Flathead.
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | January 14, 2013 at 01:58 PM
You never see men using long sharpened raffia palm branches to poke a workman’s buttocks. It's ALWAYS women. Why is that?
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | January 14, 2013 at 02:44 PM
queensbee, a "bung" is the cork that goes into a wine cask during aging. So, the hole in the cask is the "bunghole" that gets the cork put into it.
Your anus reference lesson for today.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | January 14, 2013 at 02:54 PM
A raffia palm leaf can grow up to 80 feet long which means the stem would be much longer than that splinter you got in your hand that you were complaining about. In many parts of the world a "sharpened stick" is also know as a "spear".
Posted by: WVplantman | January 14, 2013 at 03:26 PM
thanks layzee - i knew the derivation. just nobody who actually ever USED the term!
Posted by: queensbee | January 14, 2013 at 04:24 PM
never saw beavis and butthead do america, huh?
yeah, don't bother.
Posted by: mudstuffin | January 14, 2013 at 04:54 PM
He said "Bunghole"....heh..heh heh....
Posted by: Wolfsong | January 15, 2013 at 12:40 AM