THEY'RE USING CHOCOLATE-SNIFFING DOGS
'Oompa Loompa' Attack: Police Hunt Pair
(Thanks to Alkali Bill)
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January 01, 2013
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That was a SyFy channel movie, wasn't it?
Posted by: markhh | January 01, 2013 at 07:00 AM
John Boehner and John Edwards are suspects. That orange skin is a dead give-away.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 01, 2013 at 08:35 AM
Weepy and the Silky Pony?
Posted by: Spiny Norman | January 01, 2013 at 09:37 AM
Was the victim a spoiled brat?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | January 01, 2013 at 09:45 AM
This story represents a departure from normal UK journalistic practice. Usually such attacks are said to have been carried out by "men of no appearance," in other words they go out of their way to avoid describing assailants. Here they bravely risk offending the Oompa Loompa Community, political correctness be damned.
Posted by: Ernie G | January 01, 2013 at 10:18 AM
Suspects fart in technicolor Skittles.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 01, 2013 at 12:18 PM
How does the Oompa Loompa beat down song go?
Oompa Loompa, do be de do,
I’ve got a little picture for you.
Oompa Loompa, do be da de,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
Stay away from green-haired, short chaps,
Unless you'd like some nasty rib taps.
Eat a kebab and get two black eyes,
Kicked to curb by little orange guys.
Stay off the streets when Oompas are in town,
And you won't get a crippling beat down.
Oompa Loompa Doompa de da,
If you're not stupid you will run far,
You will live in happiness too
Away from the Oompa
Oompa Loompa Doompa de do.
Posted by: max | January 01, 2013 at 01:57 PM
They can't be real Oompa Loompas. Instead of black eyes, he'd have teeth marks on his knee caps.
Posted by: Clankie | January 01, 2013 at 08:16 PM