THE NEW MEN'S FASHIONS FROM LONDON

You don't want to know.

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

Comments

[PirateBoy]

Palatable? On what plant is poop, either real or synthetic, considered "palatable"?

And how would she know? "Wipe that 'poop-eating' grin off your face, lady!"

[PirateBoy]

Um, wrong thread? Sorry! These are not the humor blogs you are looking for. You can go about your business. Have a nice day.

[wiredog]

I dunno, that comment seems somewhat apropos here.

Good to see that fashion designers hate men as much as they hate women.

[Richard the Weasel-Hearted]

No worries, PB. That looks like a "fecal transplant" to me.

[Stanley Madeley]

What's the problem? I'm in London right now and that's pretty much what I wear every day, though this morning I did also sport my alpine hat with fur horns. It was damn cold!

[Meanie the Blue]

Are hallucinogens and/or pillories legal in Britain? Just asking.....

[nursecindy]

So not only do designers hate women they hate men too. I'd kind of like to have the pattern for the blue knit sweater and hat. I'm pretty sure I have enough yarn to whip that ensemble up for one of you blog guys.

[HogsAteMySister]

Vulcan gone bad?

[Jeff Meyerson]

"Sir, I told you not to put on your life jacket until you left the plane."

[Jeff Meyerson]

Maybe you can make a set for Dave's birthday, cindy.

[padraig]

Justin Beiber just ordered one of everything.

[nursecindy]

Dave would probably love it Jeff! I also have plenty of blue yarn.

[Bear]

Ever since the Brit docs advocated for stab-proof knives as a solution to the UK's (4x higher than US) violent crime rate, and someone started selling them, I've doubted that there's more than 2-3 testicles left in England.

This confirms my suspicions.

[Steve]

Um, let's see. What appears to be a life jacket, then a sweater, then a shirt buttoned up to the neck, then a turtle-neck sweater, topped off with (?) ear muffs. Undershirt to be absolutely sure?
I've seen fewer layers in an onion.
Are we a tad warm, kid?

[Elon]

Is he wearing a schoolgirl outfit? Ed Wood would be thrilled.

[MikeyVA]

Designed by the blind.

I saw one where all of the uh, models had cardboard all over their faces. One looked like a fence had been stapled to his face.

avant guard? Avant hilarious.

[MikeyVA]

Oh Gawd they do have the one with the fence on the face!

De fence!!

[Loudmouth]

This is what happens when you cross the Salvation Army store with a blender.

[Omniskeptic]

we've all seen Pret a Porter, haven't we? Ready to wear? Wonderful film about the French fashion biz. I think about it every time I see 1 of these.

[Spiny Norman]

Steve,

I've seen fewer layers in an onion.

I think the fact that this tragic ensemble has what looks like 3 "popped collars", the designer qualifies for automatic douchebag status. The black skirt is just icing on the cake.

[queensbee]

i think i pulled a muscle laffin at that.