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January 15, 2013

THE DOWNSIDE IS, YOU DEVELOP AN OVERPOWERING URGE TO RUB YOUR LEGS TOGETHER

The latest energy bar on the market uses crickets as its protein source.

(Thanks to Monique)

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But are they free range crickets?

I will know that the energy bar has arrived when it appears in Times Square

Jimminy!

I already have just such an overpowering urge.

What?

Apocalypse Bar.

Now with extra protein!

No thank you, I will just have a glass of water.

In case you can't wait for them to come to your neighborhood market.. http://chapul.com/revolutionary-supplies/

Feed The Revolution bars?

How counter-revolutionary.

If you can remember the formula, you'll always know what the temperature is.

Are Cricket Bars Cricket? (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

A bathroom-bound man felt sub-par
After eating an energy bar.
He exclaimed, “Sticky wicket!
I’ve just eaten cricket!
Insect protein is going too far!

Are Cricket Bars Cricket?

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