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January 08, 2013

THAT SOUNDS REASONAB... WAIT, GONORRHEA?

Congress more popular than Kardashians, Lohan, gonorrhea

(Thanks to jon harris and Ralph)

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Still beat out by head lice and colonoscopies.

Maybe Congress needs some cosmetic surgery. Y'know, just to help it feel better about itself.

This just in: head lice have just moved ahead of Congress. Apparently the head lice convinced voters they'd suck less blood.

We didn't elect them to be popular. We elected them eat shrimp with lobbyists, take expensive fact finding trips to exotic destinations, and post flabby pictures of themselves online.

We didn't elect them to be popular. We elected them eat shrimp with lobbyists, take expensive fact finding trips to exotic destinations, and post flabby pictures of themselves online.

There are treatments for gonorrhea, though.

MtB - and for Lohan as well. Though, she keeps coming back.

Clankie, you can say that again. But don't.

"I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a Congress."

9 percent approval rating. Wow, I expected it lower.

Slow clap for Congress?

Hey, at least with a root canal, they give you some pretty good "stuff" before drilling you.

Oops - missed this one. Sorry I sent it in again, Dave/Judi.

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