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January 22, 2013

SOPHISTICATED

New York bouncer, blogger and author Rob Fitzgerald has noticed a trend among many of the macho young men waiting outside his clubs. He says the guys are slathering up their torsos with the hemorrhoid cream Preparation H to make themselves look "ripped" for the ladies.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who says "The 'H' stands for 'hipster.'")

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Wayne & Garth would just call them sphincter boys.

How does "slather" a suppository? I tried and it just crumbled all up and part of it got stuck in my navel for a couple of days.

They must also be putting on their heads to shrink their brains.

Slathering Up Their Torsos opened for Slash. Also, a great follow up to Flys in the Vaseline?

Let 'er rip.

sure you look ripped, but you smell like an ass...

Smooth move Sherlock, as we said in middle school.

I ... just haven't got anything to say about this.

Tightabs.

Do they sell it in 55-gallon drums? 'Cause a tube isn't quite going to get me there ....


*snork* Meanie.

Piles of arses...

SNORK WV!!!!

Rhoid rage?

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