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January 15, 2013

SOON WE WILL HAVE NO BASIC CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS LEFT

A video prankster was arrested last night for battery after he allegedly gave wedgies to a series of victims outside a Florida movie theater, police report.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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I'm thinking "an eye for an eye ..." style of justice would be appropriate in this case.

"What are ya in for?"
"Serial wedgie-ing."
And they all moved away from on the Group W bench.

Don't sweat it. You'll get a short sentence.

He pulled (pun inended) this crap in the most heavily armed state in the country? He's lucky he's still walking and talking

In each instance, a Ross crony “was filming the crime with a camera.”

The knuckleheads thought they'd be YouTube famous, but are only going to end up on The Smoking Gun's World's Dumbest.

just bwaaaaaaha. dumbasses

I hope he tries this "prank" in jail, perhaps on the guards.

Bubba your new cellmate does NOT like wedgies. Just sayin'.

Can we get him a spot on the Red Carpet at the Oscars ? Might make the show worth watching.

Props to Wiredog for the Alice's reference.

Last night I made sweet potato wedgies. No. Wait.

Wait 'til he discovers his cell mate doesn't even wear undies.

Sometimes people just make bad choices. I hope next time he chooses to not wedgiefy.

I guess his victims didn't want to be in his "Nerds Gone Wild" video.

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