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January 18, 2013

MEN:

Do not click here.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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What, She didn't use a slap-chop?

WTFBBQ is going on in Ghana? Can't the newspaper get a reporter who knows how to write in English? Was he naked when she attacked him? Otherwise, how did his scrotum can sliced? And if he was a welder why didn't he just repair his own scrotum?

Asked if he had reported the incident to the police, Prince replied in the affirmative and quickly added that he later withdrew it because a prominent person in the area had persuaded him to do so with a promise that the matter would be resolved amicably.

"Amicably" is hardly the word I'd use.

That should be "get cliced" up there.

Jeff. You need another coffee.

I think Jeff is another lover of autocorrect.

Got it, Jan.

For reasons that have nothing to do with a humor blog, I read a lot of news out of Africa. I recommend the aggregation website http://allafrica.com/ very highly. And with a few exceptions, the quality of writing is pretty good.

If I were the victim (insert violent shudder here), the only way it would be "resolved amicably" would be if the offender agreed that I, or someone else of my choosing, could slice her with a razor in some unspecified body part at an unspecified time in the future, consequence free.
Then, I'd just sit around twirling my mustache and muttering under my breath. Oh, wait. I do that, anyway.

I can't help but reiterate the question of how his scrotum was available to the extent that she could slice it.

He didn't feel it? And I second the question regarding accessibility.

Oh, and I hear George Clooney has a good surgeon for that.

Was he wearing pants? How was that area even accessible?

Why is it when Dave say's "do NOT click on this link" I don't but, if he says "Men do Not click on this link" I immediately take a look at it? Strange.

um, you're a sadist?

Well, you asked!

Ugh. You warned me.

Since I'm not a man, I clicked. What's the big deal about scrotum slicing?

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