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January 05, 2013

LADIES:

Check out the solid-gold shirt on Money-lender Datta Phuge 32, from Pimpri-Chinchwad, which are names this blog is not making fun of.

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(Thanks to DaninTustin)

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That looks gross. Too over done.

He looks like all the typical Chinchwadians I have seen.

no thanks - don't want a guy with a gilt complex

i wish this was like facebook so i could like that comment, ligirl

oh, i can! *snork @ ligirl!*

Gilty as charged.

The effect is entirely too subtle. He needs more flair.

"Well I don't care too much for money,
money can't buy me love,
can't buy me love, woh, no, no, no..."

I'd wager Mr T would think this is too much bling.

What manual tomato said. He definitely looks like a Chinchwad to me too.

This guy looks like a cross of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon from The Simpsons, plus Rajeesh Ramayan from Big Bang Theory. Provided, of course, that either of them won the PowerBall lottery jackpot.

I wish I had a daughter, so I could forbid her from dating this guy!

- or a '24 karat' indian villain?

*would love to see jack bauer twist his nuggets...*

He must really trust his dry-cleaner.

Goldphinger.

Midas well go for the grill too.

And each one of his girlfriends can pick which one of his chins to call her own!

*Self-reports for blog violation over "Pimpri-Chinchwad"*

looks elementarily Auful

If I were an eligible lady, I'd be less than Aued too.

Didn't Nitty Gritty Dirt Band do Mr. Goldbangles?

Nice one, Jan.

He is periodically auful.

Ah, chemistry humor. *snork* @ Meanie

*passes the Bumble snork up to ligirl, whose Auriginal comment Pb to my alchemy.*

Missed that one the first time around; that's what I get for skimming. *double snork* @ ligirl

*tackles Meanie in a bear hug*

Gotta remember to keep an ion you. You do a mean tackle.

thanks for sharing the wealth, meanie

& *snorks* @ all ( 'do unto others...')

Solid Gold Douchebag.

Apologies to WereWolves of London:

Ya hear him howlin'
He's a gold-shirted bore.
Ya better not get near 'em.
Fashion police were notified late last night,
Weird wolves of India again,

Datta Phuge!
He's from Pimpri-Chinchwad.
Datta Phuge!

He's the hairy-chested gent,
who ran amok and went
Way way overboard with gold shirts
You better stay away from him,
He'll talk your ear off, Jim.
Hah!
I'd like to beat his tailor.

Datta Phuge!
He's from Pimpri-Chinchwad.
Datta Phuge!

Well, I saw old Datta walkin' like a queen
Doin' the weird wolves of India.
I said "Insufficient Datta", walking like a queen
Doin' the weird wolves of India.

I saw a weird wolf wearin' this ugly gold shirt
And his leer was perfect...

Datta Phuge!
He's from Pimpri-Chinchwad.
Datta Phuge!

It still seems to cost less than that Vicky Secret undergarment.

On Casual Friday, he wears his sterling leisure suit.

P.S. Things I doubt ever got said about Pimpri:

"He'd give you the shirt off his back."

24 karat douche.

yay, pirateboy!!! ♪ '...datta phuuuuuuge' ♪

so, you amerikanos are jealous omeone is richer than you?

Certainly, that's it! It's not at all that he has nothing to offer but wealth, and openly says so, and expects admiration for displaying it.

I call BullionShirt.

An aloha no...an au shirt.

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...hate me because I'm a smug hosebag."

No, no. We're mocking Mr. Phuge because he's so, so last year. I hung up my solid Gold bowling shirt after the last Young Neocolonialist's Ball in July. Haven't worn it since.

Everyone I know is heavily into the Sino-hip Capitalist look these days.

To put things in perspective, it would take over eight of those shirts to buy just one 2012 Lamborghini Gallardo (MSRP: $191,900 - $256,300) There are dozens of Lamborghinis in the US alone.

No one is saying Captain Bling here is the only shallow, attention-craving, strutting zero around; nor that he is the worst example to be found. (The Donald would be my nominee for that.)

But is he fair game for ridicule? No doubt in my mind .....

At least Trump produces stuff of value - golf courses, office buildings, apartment complexes, even that show where we can watch smug celebrities get fired. This guy is TitleMax on the Ganges. Shylock Goldshirt.

£14,000? The FLOTUS's latest designer jacket cost less than 1/3 of that.

Goldblinger.

so, Spiny - you think he got fleeced??

(ain't datta shame!)


'I know I am not the best looking man in the world but surely no woman could fail to be dazzled by this shirt?' he explained

See...if we had just taken time to read the article, we'd know that he's really humble and insecure

Dazzled? When you're that shiny you could keep a squirrel's attention.

That furry thing under his nose needs more bear grease.

Talk about Austentatious.

According to my calculations, by the way, that shirt is built like tissue paper. £14,000 does not buy all that much gold.

Unless, that was only the cost of the labor, and the gold cost more like half a million.

Seven pounds of 22k gold is worth more than $150,000 in today's market.

He spends most of his day pitying fools.

I'm with Captain Spoilsport; he needs more flair. And to stop hiding his light under a bushel.


*snork* Loudmouth.

Goldfields Mining Company consider him a "person of interest"

I'd love to see him get through airport security dressed like that

I don't know... I think the moustache makes him look a bit gauche...

*Snork* @ Heywood

I just got a thought (??): Can you iron gold?

Dear Dave,
For my sake and everyone else's sanity, please, please post some stuff so this picture will disappear down to the bottom of my screen!

No, but you can iron pyrite (look it up).

This guy could walk 15 feet off a Chicago airliner...and get MUGGED!

Meanie, a fools gold shirt might be more appropriate.

A local paper had an update today, with video:

Is Datta Shirt?

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