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January 07, 2013


Chocolate baby heads.


(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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Not creepy at all!

Of course, white chocolate is not chocolate...

I agree with Jeff about the white chocolate. But, even if these were a different type of chocolate I wouldn't go near them.

The eyes make it very WALKING DEAD.

I saw the Chocolate Baby Heads open for Screaming Headless Torsos at Lollapalooza in '96.

And if the heads themselves are creepy, check out the creator's suggested method of making them into bite-size morsels: "The heads are too big for most people to bite – so how best to prepare them? Smash them with a hammer, says Mrs de Vetten."

I can't decide which photo disturbs me more, this one or the one of Mr. Gold.

No thanks, actually. I'm trying to cut down.

My wife is always talking about babies and she enjoys chocolate, so she's bound to love these on her birthday.

C'mon guys they're only trying to get ahead

Mot -- Do you have no shame?

Great. Now this is going to be on the top of the page all day, and it's even creepier than the Goldshirt guy.

Dave, when I asked you to please post something so the 'gold shirt guy' would go away on my screen, this isn't exactly what I had in mind.

The one on the left looks like its been violently noogied.

Maybe they should both be violently nougated.

I always start with the ears.

Does the phrase "violently noogied" seem to be exactly the sort of thing one would expect to find at something called "The Official Dave Barry Blog"?

Someone/thing needs a craniostenosis helmet methinks.

Spiny Norman's right, we've all been inoculated! This blog has condensated our brains into a state of apostasy!

I've just realised that the one of the right bears an uncanny resemblance to Pamela Anderson's right boob which features so prominently in the previous story.

It's a twins doubleheader

"Better than cake!"
- Marie Antoinette

"Great for dunking!"
- John the Baptist

One way to get ahead.

Don't you mean: just in time for Halloween?

"Perfect for chunking at scaredy cats!"
-The Headless Horseman

"A toga party hit!"
-Venus do Milo

Baby heads, baby heads, eat them up, yum.

With a good Chianti.

This would be a perfect wedding gift for couples who don't want kids.

Horace: Huh?

This is SUCH a natural for "Cake Boss"!

"And now the tension builds as our artists struggle with how to reproduce the exact markings made by inexpert use of forceps...will we be done in time???"

Those are the creepiest, freakiest things I've seen in quite a while.

I can't even come up with a clever or sarcastic way to put it.

My skin is crawling.

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