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Not creepy at all!
Of course, white chocolate is not chocolate...
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 07, 2013 at 10:23 AM
I agree with Jeff about the white chocolate. But, even if these were a different type of chocolate I wouldn't go near them.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 07, 2013 at 10:26 AM
The eyes make it very WALKING DEAD.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 07, 2013 at 10:28 AM
I saw the Chocolate Baby Heads open for Screaming Headless Torsos at Lollapalooza in '96.
And if the heads themselves are creepy, check out the creator's suggested method of making them into bite-size morsels: "The heads are too big for most people to bite – so how best to prepare them? Smash them with a hammer, says Mrs de Vetten."
Posted by: Kev | January 07, 2013 at 10:30 AM
I can't decide which photo disturbs me more, this one or the one of Mr. Gold.
Posted by: Dorakay | January 07, 2013 at 10:35 AM
No thanks, actually. I'm trying to cut down.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 07, 2013 at 10:57 AM
My wife is always talking about babies and she enjoys chocolate, so she's bound to love these on her birthday.
Posted by: Stanley Madeley | January 07, 2013 at 11:01 AM
C'mon guys they're only trying to get ahead
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 07, 2013 at 11:13 AM
Mot -- Do you have no shame?
Posted by: hagymom4 | January 07, 2013 at 11:26 AM
Great. Now this is going to be on the top of the page all day, and it's even creepier than the Goldshirt guy.
Posted by: Spiny Norman | January 07, 2013 at 11:31 AM
Dave, when I asked you to please post something so the 'gold shirt guy' would go away on my screen, this isn't exactly what I had in mind.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 07, 2013 at 11:36 AM
The one on the left looks like its been violently noogied.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 07, 2013 at 11:54 AM
Maybe they should both be violently nougated.
Posted by: wiredog | January 07, 2013 at 12:01 PM
I always start with the ears.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | January 07, 2013 at 12:46 PM
Does the phrase "violently noogied" seem to be exactly the sort of thing one would expect to find at something called "The Official Dave Barry Blog"?
Posted by: Spiny Norman | January 07, 2013 at 01:29 PM
Someone/thing needs a craniostenosis helmet methinks.
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | January 07, 2013 at 01:33 PM
Spiny Norman's right, we've all been inoculated! This blog has condensated our brains into a state of apostasy!
Posted by: padraig | January 07, 2013 at 01:33 PM
I've just realised that the one of the right bears an uncanny resemblance to Pamela Anderson's right boob which features so prominently in the previous story.
Posted by: Stanley Madeley | January 07, 2013 at 01:39 PM
It's a twins doubleheader
Posted by: poker | January 07, 2013 at 01:40 PM
"Better than cake!"
- Marie Antoinette
"Great for dunking!"
- John the Baptist
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 07, 2013 at 02:30 PM
One way to get ahead.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | January 07, 2013 at 02:52 PM
Don't you mean: just in time for Halloween?
Posted by: Dmentd | January 07, 2013 at 03:08 PM
"Perfect for chunking at scaredy cats!"
-The Headless Horseman
"A toga party hit!"
-Venus do Milo
Posted by: Trisha in Texas | January 07, 2013 at 04:15 PM
Baby heads, baby heads, eat them up, yum.
With a good Chianti.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 07, 2013 at 07:45 PM
This would be a perfect wedding gift for couples who don't want kids.
Posted by: Steve the Geezer | January 07, 2013 at 08:55 PM
Horace: Huh?
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 07, 2013 at 09:15 PM
This is SUCH a natural for "Cake Boss"!
"And now the tension builds as our artists struggle with how to reproduce the exact markings made by inexpert use of forceps...will we be done in time???"
Posted by: Betsy | January 08, 2013 at 12:42 AM
Those are the creepiest, freakiest things I've seen in quite a while.
I can't even come up with a clever or sarcastic way to put it.
My skin is crawling.
Posted by: JMike | January 08, 2013 at 01:17 PM