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January 05, 2013

IT'S WORTH AT LEAST $1.32 ON THE BLACK MARKET

Police in Florida said they have arrested a man accused of stealing a $1.29 Iced Honey Bun from a store by stuffing it down his pants.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Front or back?

I don't suppose there will be any danger of the booking sergeant eating the evidence.

A donut-esque product could not be located by police? How suspicious is that? This charge will be tossed the moment a judge sees it.

so he had sticky buns?

IT'S WORTH AT LEAST $1.32 ON THE BLACK MARKET

...ummm...

...by stuffing it down his pants.

Not anymore, Dave.

Kinky.

Next time I'd advise him to eat the evidence.

'- Phillips stuffed the small snack down his sweatpants & fled on a bicycle
Investigators tracked Phillips to a wooded lot where he was arrested & his bike was found nearby.
The Honey Bun was not recovered, police said.
'


jeff - it appears he pedaled it

Makes me think of this scene. "I don't have a book down my trousers."

Here comes iced honey bun.

If I was his lawyer I'd argue Corpus Delicatessen.

"I've got a Honey Bun in my pants..." Worst. Pickup line. Ever.

"... and I'm happy to see you."

Is a Honey Bun the lady version of a stud muffin?
Steve. Does it make a difference?

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