IT WAS ACTING SUSPICIOUS
Security guard in hospital after shooting off penis
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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January 23, 2013
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He aspires to the goal of one day being allowed to carry a bullet.
This event has been quite a setback.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | January 23, 2013 at 12:30 PM
did he accidentally cock his gun before he gunned his, um, self?
Posted by: ligirl | January 23, 2013 at 12:33 PM
I hope he read it its rights first or there's going to be legal trouble.
Posted by: Clankie | January 23, 2013 at 12:43 PM
not a crack shot
Posted by: mazar larry | January 23, 2013 at 12:49 PM
Don't go running off half-cocked.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | January 23, 2013 at 01:11 PM
Not Jack Bauer, obviously.
Posted by: wiredog | January 23, 2013 at 01:14 PM
Firearm Safety Lesson: De-cock, or be de-cocked.
However ... the head (!) line is misleadingly inaccurate (!) ... no reference to the poor bloke actually being a "security guard" ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 23, 2013 at 01:44 PM
A TSA employee no doubt. NO wait, they have no dicks.
Posted by: MikeyVA | January 23, 2013 at 01:46 PM
If penises (penii?) were allowed to carry hand guns this would have never happened. Keep your cock gunned, that's my motto.
Posted by: random thunking | January 23, 2013 at 04:18 PM
Gives "abusing one's self" a much deeper meaning.
Posted by: JD | January 23, 2013 at 04:54 PM
And what about the other case where the guys were liming? Sounds dangerous. Aren't there laws about doing that? There should be. I assume. I have no idea what it might be. I even looked it up in the dictionary, but none of the definitions fit the context. No matter. You won't catch me liming in public, no sir.
Posted by: JD | January 23, 2013 at 05:01 PM
JD: i think 'liming' leaves a ring in the toilet bowl......
hey, wait a minute....
Posted by: ligirl | January 23, 2013 at 05:47 PM
He's a little mixed up on the Rifleman's Creed.
Posted by: Steve | January 23, 2013 at 07:54 PM
And now he has nothing to go with.
Posted by: SW | January 24, 2013 at 02:08 AM