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If your golf cart leaves the course, isn't that a two stroke penalty?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | January 03, 2013 at 12:10 PM
Congress does this all the time and gets away with it.
Posted by: Clankie | January 03, 2013 at 01:15 PM
Calaveras County jail? Wowser, the media reptiles really jumped on this story!
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 03, 2013 at 01:24 PM
Driving a gas/electric vehicle 74 miles? Al Gore has GOT to learn the limitations of green technology.
Posted by: padraig | January 03, 2013 at 03:58 PM
My cart golf cart always runs out of champagne or electricity when I drive it home.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | January 03, 2013 at 03:58 PM
I bet he was headed for Florida.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 03, 2013 at 07:27 PM
Seems a little old for a teenager.
Posted by: Steve | January 04, 2013 at 10:50 AM
Since when does five bottles constitute "packed" with champagne?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | January 04, 2013 at 11:39 AM