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January 15, 2013

GUESS THE COUNTY

11:33 a.m. A Columbia Falls man shot himself in the foot. He was only willing to provide a vague account of the events leading up to the accident.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Paging Yosemite Sam.

"A Columbia Falls woman went to the hospital after she had been attacked and bitten by her vicious cat."

Apparently they've got some nasty pussies up there in Flathead County ...

Mebbe she should've called that other guy before he shot himself in the foot ...

Fairfax County Virginia? Because I know a guy in Oakton who shot off his own pinky one fine morning.

He won't get far.

See. Never text, drink, drive and play with your gun at the same time.

This is my rifle, this is my gun ...

Could alcohol have been involved somehow?

4:09 p.m. Two boys, one dressed in shorts and sandals with black socks and the other in camouflage, reportedly stole a machete from a store in Evergreen.

Woah, I do agree black socks, sandals & shorts is an emergency case for the Fashion Police - not so sure about the regular ones though. Maybe the regular police can deal with the machete that was stolen.

Well now, max. I'll wager the fashion faux pas was intentional, so that any witnesses would be staring at the clothing, not the faces of the perps. Brilliant!

Miami-Dade?

Sandusky?

Mysore?

Helmand?

Somebody was practicing his quick-draw with the safety off.
Either that or he saw something strange at the foot of his bed and couldn't quite make it out in the dark...

A Hungry Horse woman (allegedly) assaulted by her daughter.

Hungry Horse Women WBAFNACB

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