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Paging Yosemite Sam.
Posted by: manual tomato | January 15, 2013 at 10:40 AM
"A Columbia Falls woman went to the hospital after she had been attacked and bitten by her vicious cat."
Apparently they've got some nasty pussies up there in Flathead County ...
Mebbe she should've called that other guy before he shot himself in the foot ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | January 15, 2013 at 10:48 AM
Fairfax County Virginia? Because I know a guy in Oakton who shot off his own pinky one fine morning.
Posted by: wiredog | January 15, 2013 at 10:50 AM
He won't get far.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 15, 2013 at 11:22 AM
See. Never text, drink, drive and play with your gun at the same time.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 15, 2013 at 11:27 AM
This is my rifle, this is my gun ...
Posted by: markhh | January 15, 2013 at 11:59 AM
Could alcohol have been involved somehow?
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | January 15, 2013 at 12:05 PM
4:09 p.m. Two boys, one dressed in shorts and sandals with black socks and the other in camouflage, reportedly stole a machete from a store in Evergreen.
Woah, I do agree black socks, sandals & shorts is an emergency case for the Fashion Police - not so sure about the regular ones though. Maybe the regular police can deal with the machete that was stolen.
Posted by: max | January 15, 2013 at 12:28 PM
Well now, max. I'll wager the fashion faux pas was intentional, so that any witnesses would be staring at the clothing, not the faces of the perps. Brilliant!
Posted by: Spiny Norman | January 15, 2013 at 12:49 PM
Miami-Dade?
Sandusky?
Mysore?
Posted by: oneblankspace | January 15, 2013 at 12:50 PM
Helmand?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | January 15, 2013 at 01:38 PM
Somebody was practicing his quick-draw with the safety off.
Either that or he saw something strange at the foot of his bed and couldn't quite make it out in the dark...
Posted by: Steve | January 15, 2013 at 03:33 PM
A Hungry Horse woman (allegedly) assaulted by her daughter.
Hungry Horse Women WBAFNACB
Posted by: oneblankspace | January 15, 2013 at 04:25 PM