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January 10, 2013

FINE BY US! JUST DON'T BRING THEM BACK.

AXE Company Wants to Launch 22 People Into Space

(Thanks to James in NC)

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Let's see, there's the guy that invented that crap, the head of the factory, the goony guys in their ads, their advertising director... Are we up to 22 yet? We have to make sure it doesn't somehow get re-invented.

Does the blog get to vote? How about one vote each?

I'll start:

1. Donald Trump

2. Barry Manilow

4. Paris Hilton
5. Snooki
6. All the Kardashians
7. Honey Boo Boo

8. The guy from AIG who wants to sue the US government for not getting enough $$$ in the taxpayer bailout.

9. Christopher Walken. He's been in space for years.

3. Simon Cowell (Better late than never.)

That's funny. It's really a good place for some people outer space.

I second NC's List. Add Joe Biden.

10. Lindsey Lohan

If these are all Axe users, can you imagine the stink in that pod? Good God almighty.

BTW:

11. Tom Cruise

If they send Mitch McConnell, I'll even include a bribe.

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