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January 07, 2013

FATHER OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Unhappy with his son not finding a job, Feng decided to hire players in his son's favorite online games to hunt down Xiao Feng. It is unknown where or how Feng found the in-game assassins—every one of the players he hired were stronger and higher leveled than Xiao Feng. Feng's idea was that his son would get bored of playing games if he was killed every time he logged on, and that he would start putting more effort into getting a job.

(Thanks to ScottMGS)

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If only he used his power for good.

I saw In-Game Assassins open for Nirvana.

Tough love. We had great success with, "We're your parents. We'll make sure you don't starve. But we won't help you be happy wherever you live. Which won't be here."

Imma try this on my teenager...

I can see doing that. If there were a service to which I could subscribe, I would.

Like that "Which won't be here," Steve.

Hiring a pack of virtual weimaraners to hump his son's virtual legs might have been cheaper.

Didn't I see this on South Park?

Son: "Actually, I think I'll 'job' being an in-game assassin. Thanks for the idea, Dad!"

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