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January 13, 2013

CSI: INVERCARGILL

Oscar, a thieving, three-legged dog walks into an Invercargill dairy, helps himself to a dog roll and gets away with the loot.

(Thanks to Bill Moore)

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What the heck is a dog roll anyway? A beagle with cream cheese?

"The fussy dog also chose to ignore the meat produce on display in the fridge beside the dog rolls."

Hmmmm.... we might want to pass up the sale on cold cuts at that store.

So ... The owner is "known to the authorities" ? And they do not toss him in jail? Well, this proves the wisdom of that old saying, "When three-legged thieving dogs are registered, only ... um ... Well, sumthin' like that ...

Hot dog roll.

I am not going to say a word about David Chang, Momufuku, or Korean cuisine in general. Nope, not gonna. Don't care how many time somebody says "dog roll."


A "dog roll" is like having three or four big cans of dog food packaged in a plastic sleeve. Like a giant wiener but the skin is not edible. Sounds nummy, right? I never said it wasn't weird in NZ.

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