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January 08, 2013

BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN

Molds are able to reproduce sexually

(Thanks to RussellMc)

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Exhibit A: Snooki


"The molds all get prettier at closin' time."

female mold: 'sure, I had sex with him - he seemed like a fungi...'

Exhibit B: Honey Boo-Boo.

After that, they broke the mold.

"Brown Chicken Brown Cow"

ligirl? That was *awful*, even by my golden-moldy standards!

(And Mrs. PirateBoy claims "I have no standards". Or is it "No sense of shame"? I never can remember...)

sorry, pirate - 'course they had to first take a lichen to each other :p

So, um, what do they take when they mess with the wrong mold? The one who looked so cute on that street corner?

Oldie-Moldy hook-ups require Viagra.

The problem with fungal sex is that on facebook the only possible relationship is "It's complicated." Very complicated.

I hope they don't wear socks like Elliot Spitzer.

Explains my mother-in-law.

Also explains the Kardashians, don'tcha think?

snork @ ligirl

At least they make their own penicillin.

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