ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES
(Thanks to wiredog and Unholy Slacker)
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I tend to take it as a bad sign if my jeans are moist.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 17, 2013 at 11:58 AM
"The dehydrating effects of denim"?
Who knew?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 17, 2013 at 12:06 PM
Explains how George Will stays so young looking.
Posted by: wiredog | January 17, 2013 at 12:28 PM
Most guys had moisturizing jeans in about the 8th grade.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | January 17, 2013 at 01:37 PM
...& some guys 'moisture' in the shower
Posted by: ligirl | January 17, 2013 at 04:07 PM
"So the times I've washed my jeans, maybe twice in six months...
London weighed in that waiting six months to wash jeans was "a little long," but did say that to "maintain your denim, the integrity of your denim," jeans should be washed in cold water without soap and air-dried.
"I don't know what that means," Cooper confessed. "When did jeans have 'integrity'? I want jeans that stand for something!"
If you don't wash them for months, they stand up by themselves quite nicely.
Posted by: Spiny Norman | January 17, 2013 at 08:58 PM
Do these jeans make my ass look moist?
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 17, 2013 at 09:15 PM
Do they make them with eyeholes?
Posted by: ubetcha | January 17, 2013 at 11:22 PM
Fashion Success … or Washout?
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Dreadful news for the dungaree-set,
Of a threat that may just make you sweat:
Denim dries out your skin!
That’s where “Spa” jeans fit in:
Rehydration’s their claim — sounds all wet!
Posted by: Madeleine Begun Kane | January 18, 2013 at 04:02 AM