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January 17, 2013

ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES

Moisturizing jeans.

(Thanks to wiredog and Unholy Slacker)

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I tend to take it as a bad sign if my jeans are moist.

"The dehydrating effects of denim"?

Who knew?

Explains how George Will stays so young looking.


Most guys had moisturizing jeans in about the 8th grade.

...& some guys 'moisture' in the shower

"So the times I've washed my jeans, maybe twice in six months...

London weighed in that waiting six months to wash jeans was "a little long," but did say that to "maintain your denim, the integrity of your denim," jeans should be washed in cold water without soap and air-dried.

"I don't know what that means," Cooper confessed. "When did jeans have 'integrity'? I want jeans that stand for something!"

If you don't wash them for months, they stand up by themselves quite nicely.

Do these jeans make my ass look moist?

Do they make them with eyeholes?

Fashion Success … or Washout?
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Dreadful news for the dungaree-set,
Of a threat that may just make you sweat:
Denim dries out your skin!
That’s where “Spa” jeans fit in:
Rehydration’s their claim — sounds all wet!

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