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Performance Art is still allowed.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | January 07, 2013 at 08:32 PM
I've had dreams like that.
They start out OK, but then I begin to suspect there's not enough ham slices. And then the feathers start falling and, oh lord, the lawnmower starts and...
Where was I?
Posted by: Steve | January 07, 2013 at 08:44 PM
I prefer to do my nekkid strolling in UPtown Fredricksburg, myself. Way classier.
Posted by: padraig | January 07, 2013 at 09:09 PM
“We don’t want people walking around town with no clothes on here, no matter what their intent is, frankly,” she said.
And frankly, the people inclined to do so are nearly always the ones we don't want to see naked.
Posted by: Spiny Norman | January 07, 2013 at 09:46 PM
Whoa. Check out those arts!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 07, 2013 at 09:50 PM
So Norman, not only is the window closing, but the shades are being drawn as well?
Posted by: padraig | January 07, 2013 at 09:55 PM
In other quirks of Virginia law, a murder in the course of a felony is subject to the death penalty; murder to silence a witness 5 minutes after the felony is not. Or wasn't last time I read a story on the subject.
Posted by: oneblankspace | January 07, 2013 at 10:12 PM
I'm always naked under my clothes. Hee hee.
Another dirty joke: poo. Hee hee.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | January 07, 2013 at 10:19 PM
In West Virginia it would be Buckwild so that leaves
Virginia with Buck Naked which simply means they one
upped their neighbor.Nothing like an obese redneck
festival.
Posted by: P.Birkett | January 07, 2013 at 10:36 PM
If I strolled around in public naked, anywhere, all the windows would be rapidly closing!
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 07, 2013 at 10:58 PM
The answer my friend is swinging in the wind. With apologies to Mr. Zimmerman.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | January 08, 2013 at 12:14 AM
Well, shoot. Now what am I going to do this summer?
Posted by: nursecindy | January 08, 2013 at 01:01 AM
Damn.
*crosses visit to Fredericksburg off bucket list*
Posted by: Wolfsong | January 08, 2013 at 01:13 AM
At least they'll always have the memories. General Lee and Ambrose Burnside frolicking naked in the wind.
Posted by: Elon | January 08, 2013 at 04:48 AM
Thanks Elon, the mental image of General Burnside frolicking naked was just what I needed this morning.
Since I'm trying to lose the winter weight...
Posted by: wiredog | January 08, 2013 at 07:39 AM
Dunno. I think Braxton Bragg would be scarier.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | January 08, 2013 at 07:58 AM
Now that is nudes, I mean news you can use.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 08, 2013 at 08:22 AM
Yet another sad day for our civil rights… I suppose the next thing they’ll ban is our right to hide in bushes and leap out at unsuspecting pedestrians before opening our raincoats and making vulgar pelvis thrusts whilst shouting ‘Chestnuts! Chestnuts! Get them while they’re hot’.
Posted by: Stanley Madeley | January 08, 2013 at 09:21 AM
Around here you can only do that near a school at less than 20 mph. There are signs with yellow blinkers that say "20 MPH When Flashing."
Posted by: Ralph | January 08, 2013 at 11:01 AM