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January 15, 2013
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No, moving a train is not like moving a sofa to vacuum.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 15, 2013 at 08:53 AM
She was heard yelling the Swedish equivalent of, "Ramming Speed!" just before impact.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 15, 2013 at 09:27 AM
Totally, TOTALLY the building's fault.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | January 15, 2013 at 09:27 AM
There are so many sexist jokes here.
As in much of my marriage, I should tell myself, "This would be a wonderful time to shut up."
Posted by: Steve | January 15, 2013 at 09:47 AM
The building totally moved in front of her.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 15, 2013 at 09:51 AM
The Little Engine That Shouldn't Have.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 15, 2013 at 10:01 AM
Somehow I suspect Lisbeth Salander is involved.
Posted by: El Conquistador | January 15, 2013 at 10:32 AM
Lisbeth Salander definitely would be an instigator but too smart to be on the train herself. Hmm, Deaver is writing James Bond books, wonder if the publisher can find someone to continue the Lisbeth Salander series.
Posted by: coscolo | January 15, 2013 at 12:26 PM
No need to ask what Freud would make of that.
Posted by: Clankie | January 15, 2013 at 01:46 PM