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January 28, 2013

PRESUMABLY, HE ALREADY HAS A FLORIDA LICENSE

In a way, Broward County bus driver Charles Butler has been lucky. Despite hitting 10 cars, losing his driver's license five times, showing up late and sparking a lawsuit, he remains behind the wheel.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

FASHION FOR "MEN"

Honest.

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

TECHNICALLY, NOT A STRUMPDATE

Bride Plans Wedding Day a Decade Before She Has Her Groom

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

UPDATE FROM STRUMPETVILLE

I'm at the offices of the publisher. They asked me to sign a few books.

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GRAMMAR: IT HELPS YOU EXPRESS EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN

If you're a comedic lover, this Skinsuit is the right fit for you!

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE...

...would be appropriate.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

FOR INSTANCE

Dave will strumpet on NBC's Today show, today, at approximately way too early a.m.

Note: It's actually scheduled now for 9:30.
 
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