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January 20, 2013

WE JUST BET HE WAS SPIRITUAL

The Catholic priest busted for allegedly dealing crystal meth was suspended after church officials discovered he was a cross-dresser who was having sex in the rectory...

(Thanks to Alison McQuade)

ALSO, FISH SWIM, BIRDS FLY

An Eagan lawyer is suspended indefinitely after having an affair with a client whom he represented in a divorce, then billing her for time they spent having sex.

(Thanks to John Gregg)

 

WHEN SAUSAGES ARE OUTLAWED

Woman attacks man with Swedish sausage

Note: The man was not injured by the Swedish sausage.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

THAT'S WHY THEY'RE KNOWN FOR THEIR EFFICIENCY

German criminal police who used hidden cameras for 18 months to try to find a toilet paper thief in their own office were probably breaking the law, it has emerged.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

SORRY ABOUT THE INFREQUENT POSTS

There's not much internet here. Plenty of porgy, however. (Whatever that means.)

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