Dave Barry's Blog

JOURNALISM

I'm doing an event in St. Petersburg tonight with Gene Weingarten. It's going to be very intellectual.

WE LIVE IN WONDROUS TIMES

Did Google Street View car run over a donkey?

(Thanks to Joseph McConnell)

AND THE DOGS ARE *NOT* HAPPY

Taiwan confiscates 435 dog penises

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

THANK GOD WE HAVE SOME FUNDAMENTAL RIGHTS LEFT

Burglar who cooked pie in underwear avoids jail

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

How the pie got into the underwear, we'll never know.

ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES

Moisturizing jeans.

(Thanks to wiredog and Unholy Slacker)

IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?

Drunken driver crashed his car EIGHT times in one mile before getting stuck in a pole

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "He was determined to get to Florida.")

KANSAS CITY SOCIAL NOTE

Man shot in the butt in Kansas City bar fight that erupted after partying pregnant woman’s water broke

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO BE OUR AGE

N.J. appeals court says man in gun case can't argue he was unaware of his criminal past

(Thanks to Barbara A)