Dave Barry's Blog

GUESS THE STATE

When deputies found Thomas McFadden on Thursday, he was hiding in a closet with a Tiffany-style lamp shade over his head as a disguise...

(Thanks to Ralph)

INCREDIBLY, ETC.

Egyptian man urinates into Eternal Flame in Russia's Volgograd

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

YOU KNOW SHE'LL EVENTUALLY REACH FLORIDA

A Belgian woman took an astonishing 1,800 mile detour through six countries after her car navigation system went wrong.

(Thanks to W.  von Papineau)

 

TIME FOR A BENEFIT CONCERT

Brazilian Bikini Waxes Make Crab Lice Endangered Species

(Thanks to Lani, and Jeff Meyerson)

NEW ENGLAND SOCIAL NOTE

4 arrested during brawl at baby shower in Mass.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Poker)

YUM

Crapola granola.

(Thanks to Brian Pries)

 

A GOOD SOURCE OF VITAMIN WOW

310 Pounds Of Marijuana Hidden In Frozen Carrots

(Thanks to queensbee, who says, "What's up, dude?")

THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

Following a bizarre quarrel over a coconut tree two women face court charges for severely damaging a man’s anus.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

THAT DARNED STRICT POLICY OF OURS

...is also preventing us from bringing you this.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

I BET THERE WERE BARBECUE TONGS NEARBY

England cricketers stunned after snake appears in hotel swimming pool

BOOK WORLD

Unfortunately, our strict policy prohibits us from presenting Book World.

CSI: DOWN UNDER

Sydney man finds bullet holes in toilet

WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS CARRY SPARE UNDERWEAR IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE

Video: Polar bears rattle cameraman's cage in Norway

(Thanks to Mark Buckley)

It's actually just one bear. But still.