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January 11, 2013

MEANWHILE IN FINANCE

Market warms up, billions of dong flowing into stocks

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

WOOF, DUDE

Dogs eat cannabis, get stoned while out for walkies

(Thanks to Ralph)

KABOOM

How a Bomb Disposal Expert Is Building a Better Vibrator

(Thanks to wiredog)

CALL OFF THE BENEFIT CONCERT

Social Security Administration takes back reprimand of flatulent worker

(Thanks to Mr. Tom Shroder)

LET ME CHECK... GOD, I HOPE NOT.

Can men's underpants indicate economic health?

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

MEANWHILE, HER DOGS USE THE BATHROOM TOILET

Courteney Cox takes a weekly pee outside on her balcony

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

Man gets wrong order at McDonald’s, fires shotgun at another car

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

WE HAVE GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS

Japan’s sex industry to slash prices to the bone in 2013

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

GUESS THE STATE

Animal control officer busted for swiping Chihuahua from elderly nun

Chihuahua Name: Mojo.

(Thanks to The Perts)

THE END OF CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT

British elementary schools have been advised to scrap one of the most venerable rules in English spelling: "I before e except after c."

(Thanks to The Perts)

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

The Crazy Cat Lady action figure!

(Thanks to Suzie Q. Wacvet)

MEANWHILE IN SPORTS

Raccoon snatches golfer's iPhone

(Thanks to Ralph and the Perts)

WHAT ABOUT 'YOU CAN'T SIT DOWN'?

'Ring of Fire' headed to Preparation H ads

(Thanks to Ralph)

 
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