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FINE BY US! JUST DON'T BRING THEM BACK.

AXE Company Wants to Launch 22 People Into Space

(Thanks to James in NC)

ENTREPRENEUR OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Clients can advertise their products or events on one of her breasts for a bargain £5, with a special offer of just £9 available for both.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

SPEAKING OT POTTIES: NEED TO LEARN HOW TO USE ASIAN SQUAT TOILETS?

Here you go.

ADVISORY: Asian-squat-toilet humor.

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

THERE WOULD BE BIG DEMAND FOR AN ADULT VERSION

The iPotty:

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and DaninTustin)

THERE IS A GOD

A driver tries to jump the line by passing on the shoulder; hilarity ensues.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

INCREDIBLY, THIS DID NOT HAPPEN IN FLORIDA

Alligator found protecting marijuana stash during probation check

(Thanks to The Perts and Jay Brandes)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR PHISH

Dolphin Stampede

(Thanks to Omniskeptic)

CAREER OPPORTUNITY

UK resort marketer First Choice is on the hunt for a skilled waterslide tester

(Thanks to jon harris)

PAGING SAMUEL JACKSON

Snake on a Plane

 

 (Thanks to wiredog)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

A TERRIFIED postie is ambushed on his round — by a vicious PHEASANT.

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

IN FLORIDA, THIS IS HOW DRIVE-IN RESTAURANTS NORMALLY WORK

Lincoln police say a man crashed his car through the front door of a pizza restaurant before ordering a pie for himself.  The man drove his Honda through a Valentino's chain store Wednesday morning. While trapped in his car, the man ordered a pizza.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)