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LADIES:

Check out the solid-gold shirt on Money-lender Datta Phuge 32, from Pimpri-Chinchwad, which are names this blog is not making fun of.

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

CAROLINA NIGHTLIFE GROUPON OF THE WEEK SO FAR

$5 for Where’s Waldo Bar Crawl

"Where's Waldo or Wanda costumes are mandatory."

(Thanks to nursecindy)

ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES

Hot chocolate tastes best in orange mugs, study finds

(Thanks to The Perts)

IT'S WORTH AT LEAST $1.32 ON THE BLACK MARKET

Police in Florida said they have arrested a man accused of stealing a $1.29 Iced Honey Bun from a store by stuffing it down his pants.

(Thanks to Ralph)

WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER FLY WITHOUT DUCT TAPE

Passenger On JFK-Bound Icelandair Flight Restrained After Getting Drunk

(Thanks to Rob Simbeck, Joe in Japan, Jeff Meyerson and Janice Gelb)

EVERYONE INVOLVED WAS ISSUED A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Ontario Police chief Mark Alexander says an elderly driver parked their white 1992 Oldsmobile Cutlass at the Red Apple parking lot Sunday evening and left the keys inside. Sometime later, an elderly couple mistakenly got inside the Cutlass, Alexander said, and took the vehicle home.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)