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January 02, 2013

IT'S ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Squash Holds Decapitated King Louis XVI's Blood

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

GUESS THE CITY

When the homeowner tried pulling the naked man off the dog, the culprit quickly turned around and began biting the homeowner.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

OUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION IS TO STOP POSTING HEADLINES LIKE THIS

Scientists seek a return mission to Uranus

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

THE SOUTH WALES ARGUS WANTS TO KNOW!

Have you been hit by a sewage smell in Caerwent?

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR PHISH

Woman elated by return of suitcase full of lobster

(Thanks to The Perts)

IN FLORIDA, THIS QUESTION WOULD BE UNNECESSARY

Jersey City husband asks why family car is on top of other car

(Thanks to Barbara A)

WOOF

Pet Ego Hot Pants Dog Panties

(Thanks to Chuck Cody, who says "I don't want to know.")

'ANOTHER PAINFUL SPLIT'

The Warrington Wolves prop — who famously lost a testicle in this year’s Super League Grand Final — told his wife Shelley he was leaving her on the day after Boxing Day.

(Thanks to jon harris)

JESUS SIGHTINGS UPDATE

Now: A T-shirt.

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

 
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