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December 14, 2012

WE'RE FINE WITH TEA, THANKS

The Craigslist poster offered to eat his homegrown coffee beans himself, poop them out, then roast the result as coffee, at $30/pound.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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Dark dump roast.

Been said before, but werth reiterationalness: This is a crappy idea.

What is Craigslist I asked.


1). adjective: shady, untrustworthy, possibly sexually deviant

2). verb: To bait, tempt or tease a skilled professional with false promises of financial compensation

"Say, that kid is totally Craigslist." "What do you mean by that?" "Creepy and in need of a nude model"

Thwn I came across this.

Verb.

Friend (girl): "Oh god, (bidet) cheated on me. I can't believe I trusted him! I can't believe how badly I'm shaking! I'm crying so... so hard. I feel like dying. I'm going to kill myself!"

Me (boy): "No, wait!"

Friend: "Why?"

Me: "Hold on. OK. I just craigslisted him since I still have his address."

Alex Jones: "Man, someone craigslisted me and I had to fight off these old fat white men who wanted to be my daddy and tried to force me to be their butt slave.

- Plans on considering the verb.

I pass.

"Do you want me to put you on the waiting list?"

No, do you want me to put you on the FDA's waiting list?

Sometimes John Stewart just isn't funny.

just yuck.

Brings a whole new meaning to "cup of Joe"

Crappy idea.

Unholy sh!t!

I think that I would pay him 30 bucks to eat a pound of beans all at one time.....medical liabilities not included in offer.

So he's now a has-bean?

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