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December 02, 2012

WELL THAT EXPLAINS IT

"When asked why she was running around the hotel in her bra and panties and knocking on the other guest doors waking them up, she said she was pregnant," a report states.

Guess the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Made of win. Pregnant at 51, and she'd had a 6-pack--that kid's got approximately zero chance at a normal life. I swear, we really need to start chlorinating the gene pool a bit more heavily.

Tune in tomorrow for another exciting episode of "Honey Boo-Boo turns 16!"

In her dreams?

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, lady.

She sounds like a cheap date that turned out really expensive for somebody.

Who's the dad? Jack Daniels or George Dickel?

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