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December 11, 2012


Gold pills to make your poop shine

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)


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Now I can't get that Stevie Nicks song out of my head:
Rock on Gold Dust Woman

John 11:35.

Makes great stocking stuffers, too.
Either before, or after using them!

With apologies to the Bard...

All that glisters is not poop.
The depths to which some folks will stoop
In hopes to vent some shiny goop
And thereby join a special group!
To take these pills, with bread or soup...
I wouldn’t hurdle through that hoop
So someone through my poop could snoop
(They’d prob’ly need a jeweler’s loupe)
No way I’d do such things. Would youp?

Another thing to be thankful for this holiday season: that article had no accompanying photos.

"I'm sorry Mr. Trump, you cleaned us out and we can't get any more until next week."

Of course, Trump already thinks he poops gold.

There are plutonium pills that will make your poop glow in the dark. Some side effects, though...

Gold out the wazzoo!

They had to invent this because it was the one thing that Midas wouldn't touch...

This is the perfect addition to the rose pills I have been taking for years.

All that glitters.....

Chase with Turtle wax and Mop n' Glow for that polished look and clean ending.

That got me so excited.
Why, I feel flushed.

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