WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME
Gold pills to make your poop shine
(Thanks to W. von Papineau)
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December 11, 2012
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Now I can't get that Stevie Nicks song out of my head:
Rock on Gold Dust Woman
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 11, 2012 at 01:53 PM
John 11:35.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 11, 2012 at 02:05 PM
Makes great stocking stuffers, too.
Either before, or after using them!
Posted by: jon | December 11, 2012 at 02:14 PM
With apologies to the Bard...
All that glisters is not poop.
The depths to which some folks will stoop
In hopes to vent some shiny goop
And thereby join a special group!
To take these pills, with bread or soup...
I wouldn’t hurdle through that hoop
So someone through my poop could snoop
(They’d prob’ly need a jeweler’s loupe)
No way I’d do such things. Would youp?
Posted by: Ford79 | December 11, 2012 at 02:59 PM
Another thing to be thankful for this holiday season: that article had no accompanying photos.
Posted by: Clankie | December 11, 2012 at 03:03 PM
"I'm sorry Mr. Trump, you cleaned us out and we can't get any more until next week."
Posted by: padraig | December 11, 2012 at 03:20 PM
Of course, Trump already thinks he poops gold.
Posted by: padraig | December 11, 2012 at 03:47 PM
There are plutonium pills that will make your poop glow in the dark. Some side effects, though...
Posted by: Hammond Rye | December 11, 2012 at 04:04 PM
Gold out the wazzoo!
Posted by: Howard from Broward | December 11, 2012 at 04:29 PM
They had to invent this because it was the one thing that Midas wouldn't touch...
Posted by: Trent | December 11, 2012 at 04:51 PM
This is the perfect addition to the rose pills I have been taking for years.
Posted by: random thunking | December 11, 2012 at 05:23 PM
All that glitters.....
Posted by: Wolfsong | December 11, 2012 at 08:00 PM
Chase with Turtle wax and Mop n' Glow for that polished look and clean ending.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 11, 2012 at 10:51 PM
That got me so excited.
Why, I feel flushed.
Posted by: Steve | December 12, 2012 at 09:57 AM