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Where's the videotape?
Posted by: OldPhil | December 16, 2012 at 12:53 PM
"... running in high heels ... she took part in a sex act that doctors concluded she couldn't have done with an injured ankle ..."
Somebody has to ask, so I'll step up to the plate. Was it the running or the sex act they questioned?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 16, 2012 at 01:26 PM
More importantly, does she give lessons to middle age women?
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | December 16, 2012 at 01:40 PM
Can't help but wonder what kind of sex act requires an un-injured ankle....
Shoddy reporting.
And who uses videotape anymore?
More importantly, where is it?
Posted by: Wolfsong | December 16, 2012 at 02:01 PM
Oh, and exactly who was wagging his staff...?
Posted by: Wolfsong | December 16, 2012 at 02:04 PM
Ever since reading this earlier today I've been wondering the same thing, Wolfsong - the ankle thing, not the other.
Perhaps one of our female experts could clue us in.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 16, 2012 at 02:28 PM
She was ordered to pay $79K in restitution.
That's a lot of $ for a romp in the park.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | December 16, 2012 at 02:29 PM
Does Wagstaffe have a grease paint mustache and a fondness for cigars?
Posted by: Elon | December 16, 2012 at 04:41 PM
And we wonder why the government is going broke.
Posted by: Clankie | December 16, 2012 at 05:56 PM
Elon, when he gets a conviction he faces the defendant and sings, "Hello, you must be going..."
Posted by: padraig | December 16, 2012 at 10:35 PM
You do *NOT* want to see the videotape. Here's a story with her picture...*shudder*.
Posted by: Allen at Division | December 17, 2012 at 12:19 PM
HER AM A HIM????
Posted by: joe | December 17, 2012 at 01:09 PM
Rihanna has really fallen on hard times.
Posted by: padraig | December 17, 2012 at 04:10 PM