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December 16, 2012

WE FIND NOTHING AMUSING ABOUT ANYBODY'S NAME IN THIS ITEM

Martin was caught on videotape in August 2009 throwing her crutches into a car and running in high heels to meet her boyfriend at a public park, where she took part in a sex act that doctors concluded she couldn't have done with an injured ankle, District Attorney Steve Wagstaffe said.

(Thanks to Mark Buckley)

 

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Where's the videotape?

"... running in high heels ... she took part in a sex act that doctors concluded she couldn't have done with an injured ankle ..."

Somebody has to ask, so I'll step up to the plate. Was it the running or the sex act they questioned?


More importantly, does she give lessons to middle age women?

Can't help but wonder what kind of sex act requires an un-injured ankle....
Shoddy reporting.
And who uses videotape anymore?
More importantly, where is it?

Oh, and exactly who was wagging his staff...?

Ever since reading this earlier today I've been wondering the same thing, Wolfsong - the ankle thing, not the other.

Perhaps one of our female experts could clue us in.

She was ordered to pay $79K in restitution.

That's a lot of $ for a romp in the park.

Does Wagstaffe have a grease paint mustache and a fondness for cigars?

And we wonder why the government is going broke.

Elon, when he gets a conviction he faces the defendant and sings, "Hello, you must be going..."

You do *NOT* want to see the videotape. Here's a story with her picture...*shudder*.

HER AM A HIM????

Rihanna has really fallen on hard times.

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