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December 21, 2012


llinois Man Sentenced for Illegally Transporting East Texas Deer Semen

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)


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I saw East Texas Deer Semen open for P@ssy Riot.

That's in the running for least accurate headline of the week, so far. That's not what he was arrested for, and they weren't East Texas deer, they were deer from somewhere else, illegally imported into East Texas, poor souls. Plus, the whole story is inadequate in that it doesn't tell us what we all want to know, namely what did he want the semen for in the first place!?!

I'm more interested in knowing how they determine the price of a 'straw' of deer semen, they can't just go down the supermarket and see what a 'straw' of deer semen costs. Also why, and how,does deer semen come in straws?

And what do they want it for?

Hard part was getting the condoms on the deer.

Even more difficult was getting the exotic reindeer porn.

Come Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen. Comet and Cupid, Donner and Blitzen! Rudolph, get your mutant @ss in here! These straws won't fill themselves!

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