TRANSFER HIM TO WASHINGTON

Formal Reprimand Issued To Flatulent Federal Worker

(Thanks to Robert Mathis, Jeff Meyerson coscolo, Unholy Slacker and Peter Metrinko)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

We might as well just shred the First Amendment and be done with it.

[Spiny Norman]

Lay off the Brussels sprouts, SSA workers.

The real question now is, will the guy's union file a grievance against Mr Flatulence's supervisors?

[Steve]

Hmmm. Can they demonstrate that none of his co-workers ever cut an onion?

[Marc]

In an early draft of the Bill of Rights, the First Amendment included the phrase "the right of the People to breaketh wind shall not be infringed."

[Loudmouth]

If a bureaucrat was speaking, how could they tell? It's the same from both ends.

[PirateBoy]

Background music for that office: Classical Gas.

[Clankie]

“in regards of your releasing of bodily gas in the module during work hours...”

According to Emily Post, all letters to elected officials should begin this way.

[Jeff Meyerson]

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

[Spiny Norman]

Now go away or Sir Flatus will taunt you again!