TOUGH CRITIC
Replica of Michelangelo's David has penis cut off
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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December 31, 2012
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Those pro-circumcision/anti-circumcision discussions have gotten a lot nastier.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 31, 2012 at 11:02 AM
I would like to go on record by saying I had nothing to do with this.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 31, 2012 at 11:48 AM
David is hoping they don't hire the Spanish lady who repaired that church icon to fix it.
Posted by: Clankie | December 31, 2012 at 11:59 AM
Those terrorist bastards.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 31, 2012 at 12:29 PM
eBay. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 31, 2012 at 12:40 PM
cindy, did you not see the "No Souvenirs" sign?
Posted by: padraig | December 31, 2012 at 12:40 PM
padraig I didn't think one teeny, tiny souvenir would hurt.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 31, 2012 at 01:06 PM
We could loan them Walter.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | December 31, 2012 at 01:21 PM
He has a serious case of "shrinkage". The marble(s) must be cold.
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 31, 2012 at 03:18 PM
If the statue was 5.7m tall, that's about 7" of shlong. How'd you like to be the sculptor had to replace that?
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 31, 2012 at 03:30 PM
The mohel messed up?
Posted by: Elon | December 31, 2012 at 03:55 PM
take the "learn it from me" and make it "learn something new each day."
Posted by: Flippenstipper | December 31, 2012 at 05:18 PM
I got no use for it. Tell me when they come for Venus's boobies.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | December 31, 2012 at 06:10 PM
They should change the name of the statue to Michelangelo's Ken and commission a Barbie.
Posted by: Marc | December 31, 2012 at 07:09 PM
Shame on those people that cut off the peter on a masterpiece. What's the matter with this world. That's an important part of this masterpiece.
Posted by: Theresa | December 31, 2012 at 07:29 PM
If Woody had gone straight to the police....
(OK, that's a stretch)
Posted by: FredKey | December 31, 2012 at 08:23 PM
I agree Theresa but fortunately this was a replica and not the original David. Come to think of it, has anyone thought that maybe the original David could be the culprit?
Posted by: nursecindy | December 31, 2012 at 09:44 PM
This had just better not show up on milk cartons.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 31, 2012 at 09:54 PM
Yes, it's just a copy. We can always make more.
Posted by: Elon | December 31, 2012 at 10:20 PM
Has anyone seen Lorena Bobbit lately?
Posted by: nursecindy | January 01, 2013 at 12:28 AM