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Those are the eyes of someone truly concerned about the Constitution.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | December 13, 2012 at 08:57 AM
The good news is that Mr. Romero, as far as we know, isn't contributing to the human gene pool.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 13, 2012 at 09:06 AM
I think I'll avoid the obvious puns about the older name for donkey here.
Posted by: oneblankspace | December 13, 2012 at 09:14 AM
Ladies, I hear he's single.
OW!
Throw those at HIM, not ME.
Posted by: Steve | December 13, 2012 at 09:27 AM
Congress shall make no law abridging the right of weird farmhands to have their way with miniature donkeys. 28th Amendment. Duh.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | December 13, 2012 at 09:28 AM
yes, Omni,
butt
let's also hope he's not 'contributing' to the donkey cheese
Posted by: ligirl | December 13, 2012 at 09:28 AM
I think contributing to the cheese of a donkey is still a misdemeanor in Florida.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 13, 2012 at 09:44 AM
Did you Diddle Doodle?
Steve? SMACK!!!!
Posted by: MikeyVA | December 13, 2012 at 09:57 AM
Prettiest donkey in the herd?
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | December 13, 2012 at 10:15 AM
He diddled Doodle
The @ss he did shnoodle
The cow jumped over his moon...
Posted by: ligirl | December 13, 2012 at 10:23 AM
Is that one mine?
No, 'Eyore's.
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 13, 2012 at 11:01 AM
Good thing he doesn't have a monkey
Posted by: poker | December 13, 2012 at 11:33 AM
"I'm a donkey Doodle did-dler,
Diddle donkeys all day long,
Miscegenatin' is my basic right
Zoophilia until I die!"
Posted by: padraig | December 13, 2012 at 11:58 AM
The people of the world get weirder all the time. This guy has a problem
Posted by: Theresa | December 13, 2012 at 11:58 AM
You know what Hunter Thompson used to say, right, Theresa?
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
I think this guy's still an amateur, though. Y'know, 'cause he got caught. Plus, he let them confiscate his donkey. Sloppy.
Posted by: padraig | December 13, 2012 at 01:07 PM
The next stage in this evolving story will be when he's imprisoned and starts receiving marriage proposals
Posted by: Betsy | December 13, 2012 at 01:32 PM
We should not judge this man. We should give Doodle a pair of donkey-hoof-shaped scissors and let nature take its course. I sense that the farmhand will not be smiling in the next police photo. Doodle will be dancing.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | December 13, 2012 at 02:32 PM
Betsy, let's not mention "evolving" in this situation. Although I for one will welcome our new donkey/human hybrid overlords.
Posted by: padraig | December 13, 2012 at 02:40 PM
That Donkey Constitution is full of typos anyway . . .
Posted by: Brian D. | December 13, 2012 at 03:18 PM
BBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Posted by: Riverview Dude | December 13, 2012 at 08:49 PM
The conjugal visits will be on pay-per-view.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | December 13, 2012 at 09:49 PM