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December 13, 2012


Farmhand busted for 'having sex with miniature donkey named Doodle' claims Florida's bestiality laws are UNCONSTITUTIONAL

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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Those are the eyes of someone truly concerned about the Constitution.

The good news is that Mr. Romero, as far as we know, isn't contributing to the human gene pool.

I think I'll avoid the obvious puns about the older name for donkey here.

Ladies, I hear he's single.
Throw those at HIM, not ME.

Congress shall make no law abridging the right of weird farmhands to have their way with miniature donkeys. 28th Amendment. Duh.

yes, Omni,


let's also hope he's not 'contributing' to the donkey cheese

I think contributing to the cheese of a donkey is still a misdemeanor in Florida.

Did you Diddle Doodle?

Steve? SMACK!!!!

Prettiest donkey in the herd?

He diddled Doodle
The @ss he did shnoodle
The cow jumped over his moon...

Is that one mine?
No, 'Eyore's.

Good thing he doesn't have a monkey

"I'm a donkey Doodle did-dler,
Diddle donkeys all day long,
Miscegenatin' is my basic right
Zoophilia until I die!"

The people of the world get weirder all the time. This guy has a problem

You know what Hunter Thompson used to say, right, Theresa?

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."

I think this guy's still an amateur, though. Y'know, 'cause he got caught. Plus, he let them confiscate his donkey. Sloppy.

The next stage in this evolving story will be when he's imprisoned and starts receiving marriage proposals

We should not judge this man. We should give Doodle a pair of donkey-hoof-shaped scissors and let nature take its course. I sense that the farmhand will not be smiling in the next police photo. Doodle will be dancing.

Betsy, let's not mention "evolving" in this situation. Although I for one will welcome our new donkey/human hybrid overlords.

That Donkey Constitution is full of typos anyway . . .


The conjugal visits will be on pay-per-view.

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