THE TREE WAS THE ONLY THING STANDING BETWEEN HIM AND FLORIDA
Drunk, naked man steals car in Pontiac, crashes into tree
(Thanks to Joseph McConnell)
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December 17, 2012
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If a person steals a Pontiac in Pontiac, does it count as a two-fer or does the proximity cancel out the charges?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 17, 2012 at 10:10 AM
Good question. What if he steals a Dodge in Dodge? Or a Cadillac in...you get the point.
Meanwhile, my advice would be: fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 17, 2012 at 10:21 AM
If that doesn't make him stop drinking nothing will.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 17, 2012 at 10:37 AM
Pontiac, Pontiac
I just want my Chevy back.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 17, 2012 at 11:58 AM
It's called a " Chebby ".
Posted by: Clankie | December 17, 2012 at 12:23 PM
On the other hand, I can certainly empathize with his desire to leave Pontiac.
Posted by: Alkali Bill | December 17, 2012 at 01:16 PM
I assume he was assaulted by the tree?
Posted by: Digger | December 17, 2012 at 04:27 PM
What model Pontiac was he in? A Fiero? Chief? And if he already had a car, why did he need another one? Maybe that's why he crashed into the tree, because he was trying to drive two cars at once?
Posted by: Dmentd | December 17, 2012 at 05:00 PM
Pontiac being north of Detroit, I doubt whether he'd have made it to Florida. But if he had, FL would have been welcome to him.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 17, 2012 at 05:19 PM
They still make Pontiacs?
Posted by: Wolfsong | December 17, 2012 at 06:02 PM
Nope. Along with the other P cars -- Plymouth, Packard, Phutney-Creech -- they're all gone. And if the current state government has its way, Pontiac the city won't be around much longer, either.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 18, 2012 at 08:28 AM