'THE PYTHON CHALLENGE'

Florida tackling python problem with hunting contest

The competition's website lists several ways to kill a python "in a humane manner that results in immediate loss of consciousness and destruction of the brain."

The way to do that is to give them Florida drivers' licenses.

(Thanks to W. von Papineau and Not My Usual Alias)

Comments

[MikeyVA]

Make it watch Honey Boo Boo

[jon]

"immediate loss of consciousness and destruction of the brain."
Tequila?

[Layzeeboy]

Mikey, it says they want it done in a humane way.

[Omniskeptic]

Let's see ... That rules out Fox News, golf, and Duncing with the Stars. What's left?

[Not My Usual Alias]

I suggested that the next Tropic and Python Hunt be held in the Everglads.

WCPGW?

[Not My Usual Alias]

^e

[Jeff Meyerson]

to kill a python "in a humane manner that results in immediate loss of consciousness and destruction of the brain."

Well, if we could take out the 'humane way' but we could send them to Washington.

[wingnut]

As I recall nursecindy recommends a twelve gauge

[Omniskeptic]

[obsolete geek mode on] If they're trying to extirpate the python community, this must be a plot on the part of the Perl Monks. Or, Lord help us, the Tcl freaks. [geek off]

[Steve]

Let's send in the "protect animals at all costs" people, first.
That way, the snakes will be fat, sluggish, and easy to dispatch.

[Riverview Dude]

That would work, just aim at the bulge