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December 22, 2012

THE ONLY KNOWN CURE IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO 'COPACABANA'

Swedish man gets disability benefits for addiction to heavy metal

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

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Sounds like heavy metal like mercury and lead addiction.

Men...Sweden...Nimrod.

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Barry Manilow...ALL YOU f****rs GET THOSE HORNS UP!!

Warning: Barry manilow mention.

It must be hard to hold down any kind of job -- even dishwashing -- with your fingers stuck like that.

Geezer Alert:

Reminds me of when the East German police tortured Horst Buchholz in ONE TWO THREE by repeatedly playing "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" (which Brian Hyland recorded at age 16).

Researchers are developing a cure involving a straight jacket and a swift kick in the slats.

I'm guessing he's single.

Why did this bring to mind the people we see who sport neck/facial tattoos and body modifications? Especially horns or prongs from the forehead.
While Christmas shopping, I noticed a dearth of these people among the sales force.

What did the Army play when they were trying to get Manuel Noriega to surrender?

I'm addicted to both pizza and chocolate. Can I get a disability check for those, please?


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