THE ONLY KNOWN CURE IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO 'COPACABANA'
Swedish man gets disability benefits for addiction to heavy metal
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
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December 22, 2012
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Sounds like heavy metal like mercury and lead addiction.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 22, 2012 at 06:08 PM
Men...Sweden...Nimrod.
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Posted by: manual tomato | December 22, 2012 at 06:56 PM
Barry Manilow...ALL YOU f****rs GET THOSE HORNS UP!!
Warning: Barry manilow mention.
Posted by: manual tomato | December 22, 2012 at 06:58 PM
It must be hard to hold down any kind of job -- even dishwashing -- with your fingers stuck like that.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 22, 2012 at 11:01 PM
Geezer Alert:
Reminds me of when the East German police tortured Horst Buchholz in ONE TWO THREE by repeatedly playing "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" (which Brian Hyland recorded at age 16).
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 23, 2012 at 06:26 AM
Researchers are developing a cure involving a straight jacket and a swift kick in the slats.
Posted by: Clankie | December 23, 2012 at 08:59 AM
I'm guessing he's single.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 23, 2012 at 09:16 AM
Why did this bring to mind the people we see who sport neck/facial tattoos and body modifications? Especially horns or prongs from the forehead.
While Christmas shopping, I noticed a dearth of these people among the sales force.
Posted by: Steve | December 23, 2012 at 11:02 AM
What did the Army play when they were trying to get Manuel Noriega to surrender?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | December 24, 2012 at 08:47 AM
I'm addicted to both pizza and chocolate. Can I get a disability check for those, please?
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 24, 2012 at 04:04 PM